Sunday 16 December 2007

Feature: Bored of the Rings - Part 1


WARNING: THIS FEATURE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS DOCUMENT. IT WILL ALSO CONTAIN EXAMPLES OF LANGUAGE THAT MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND READERS OF A SENSITIVE STATE.

Why I hate - The Setting
"There's nothing really wrong with the setting. I really need to write this down. The problem with it is that none of it's real. It's not about the use of CGI background. "

Why I hate - The Characters

The good guys


The bad guys



Why I hate - The Story





Why I hate - The Acting

"There are certain films with actors that I will not watch. There's no point frankly. They could have put computer people in. There was no need to waste the actors' time with this. Elijha Wood does not look amazing for the part. As for Ian Mckellen...no comment. It angers me that much."



Why I hate - The Special Effects





Why I hate - The Director







"Remember, The Hobbit's out and James Bond is in!"

Tuesday 4 December 2007

Review: John Tucker Must Die

Dir: Thomas, Betty
Cert: 12
2006






This movie wasnt that bad . It appeals to guys and gals with its slapstick humour and theme of romance . The acting could have been better in some parts especially near the end . I do hope they dont make the sequal because it doesnt need it , as i have stated before with these type of movies you will get bored and forget why you watched in the first place ( ie Lord of the rings ) .

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